im a big nerd

internetexplorers:

“you’re like a son to me”

“dad, i am your son”

damonssalvatoree:

taurielings:

dollare:

me during sports class

#maybe thats why it took you so long to get to mordor


BUT HE WAS BEING CHASED
dublah:

Gotta hot date tonight with the fiance, this my outfit
I downloaded Kyle’s Screentones today and they are exactly as awesome as you would expect, can’t wait to have more time with ‘em

dublah:

Gotta hot date tonight with the fiance, this my outfit

I downloaded Kyle’s Screentones today and they are exactly as awesome as you would expect, can’t wait to have more time with ‘em

ASK THE BLOGGER
⌛ - age?
‼ - real name?
✺ - eye color?
✁ - hair?
✧ - brunnette, blonde...?
☿ - zodiac sign?
☃ - tall/short?
❅ - any sports?
✈ - hobbies?
❤ - single/taken?
♋ - virgin or not?
ツ - any pets?
☂ - favorite season?
✐ - fave types of movies?
❣ - how would it be your ideal date?
☣ - phobias?
☠ - fears?
✘ - hates?
☽ -...and the weak ones?
° - ever were close to death?
♧ -..... on drugs?
♠ -.....smoked?
♦ -.....had alcohol?
❥ - straight, bissexual, homosseual..?
♚ - favorite eye color?
♛ - favorite hair color?
♪ - music you like?
✌ - favorite bands/ singers?
♒ - fave animes, series'?
❦-.fave characters?
✿ - fave kind of clothing?
ღ - mottos?
✬ - photo of me?

dickspeak:

acting cool around ur crush

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manaphy:

these things are fun to draw

manaphy:

these things are fun to draw

citizen: it's a bird!
citizen: it's a plane!
*superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
superman: it's a metaphor

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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Would you kill the president to become a bear?
Anonymous

zdk13eros:

I am the president and all bears?

poobdraws:

3 things I like doing:
not drawing hands
angry eyebrows
drawing ray

poobdraws:

3 things I like doing:

not drawing hands

angry eyebrows

drawing ray

myselfisme:

Don’t Say “That’s So Gay” Campaign (Wanda Sykes) [ x ]

How about a round of applause.

pinkgills:

the dude who pulls out a cigarette in front of a girl with lung cancer and then acts like sir dickweed mcfucklamp when she doesn’t understand the worst metaphor on earth seems to be tumblr’s newest squeeze

laweytheking:

Yaay homestuck doodle doos

laweytheking:

Yaay homestuck doodle doos

vilepup:

We dont need those thugs…unles there giving out hugs 🐶🐶

mickuro:


everybody wants to save the world, but no one wants to die

please fullsize it!! tumblr rly screws up w/ the quality yo

mickuro:

everybody wants to save the world, but no one wants to die

please fullsize it!! tumblr rly screws up w/ the quality yo